As a result of recent world events, billions of people are trying to figure out exactly what the hell is a cyclone. The media is throwing around a lot of terms in a feeble attempt to make the American public understand what kind of force of nature could wipe out an entire third world country ruled by something as naughty sounding as a military junta. A typhoon, a tornado, a monsoon, a tsunami, a hurricane, a recession, a nor’easter… they all fall short of the mark. The confusion is understandable seeing as nobody even knows what the country is called. Is it Burma? Is it Myanmar? Is it France? Nobody knows.
As a public service, I’ve decided to impart you with a bit of my knowledge on the subject. Feel free to reference said knowledge to shock, amaze, and belittle your friends, coworkers, and family. A nugget like this is good to toss out at functions such as a Mother’s Day dinner.
A cyclone is mythical storm with one eye and a horn.
More new posts to follow… Have a happy Mother’s Day.