I’ve noticed that, even though it is put out by the Johnson
& Johnson company, the shampoo only has one Johnson attached to its
name. I have spent, at least, the last
day and a half trying to figure out why. To my chagrin, I discovered that the whole baby product line is only
claimed by one of the Johnsons.
Was one of the Brothers Johnson trying to take the company
in a different direction?
“Baby shampoo… Are
you fucking kidding me? That is totally
going to overshadow the debut of our latest Johnson & Johnson Ninja Stars!”
Maybe it was a quality issue.
“No More Tears is the craziest idea you’ve ever come up
with! What is shampoo without the
tears? Next, you’ll suggest ‘no more
clean’ shampoo! Any shampoo that doesn’t
result in retinal scarring will never bear my name!”
Perhaps it was developed by an unrelated member of the staff. Over the years, the name may have been shortened from: Johnson’s (No Relation to Johnson or Johnson) Baby Shampoo.
Sadly, neither Johnson nor Johnson’s website shed any light on this conundrum. To my knowledge, the underling Johnson does not yet have a website. His son, John Johnson has a site… however; it is focused exclusively on Worlds of Warcraft strategy.
No more tears, my shiny white heinie. Tell that to my kids and their seeing eye dogs.
Ok, not really.
Posted by: Contrary | July 18, 2007 at 10:47 AM
Is that a huge nipple slip in that picture?
Posted by: teb | July 20, 2007 at 07:21 AM