I have been courted by the best in the business: Your Barbara Walters, your Oprah Winfreys,
your Matt Lauers… All of them,
denied. Now, in an unprecedented move, I
have granted Leah an exclusive opportunity to delve into the mind of Igmar
Fillipé. The following interview
promises to be both educational and entertaining. Prepare to be edified.
At the conclusion of the Q & A, you will find a set of instructions. Check it out if you would like me to interview you. Be forewarned, I’m not throwing any softballs. I’ll be coming at you all “Fox News investigates” style. I am out to totally take down you and your corrupt company… not to mention, it’s sweeps week.
On a side note, in a weird, six degrees of Kevin Bacon moment, I managed to trace these interviews as far back as Avitable. He is a frequent commenter at Midnight Therapy with Crystal. Crystal is my spiritual advisor. To my knowledge, Kevin Bacon has not yet subjected himself to a “Five Question” interview.
1. If Ben & Jerry's were to name an ice cream flavor
after you, what would it be called?
Are you hitting on me? Let’s try to keep this professional. My Ben & Jerry’s flavour would be pistachio ice cream, loaded with
whole pistachios, and hunks of banana and dark chocolate. It would be called Monkey Poo and the
packaging would feature a cartoon monkey hurling scoops of ice cream towards
visitors to his cage at the zoo.
2. Which superhero do you think has the coolest superpowers,
and which one has the best outfit?
Again, Leah, I’m going to have to ask that you stop
undressing me with your eyes. My
favourite superhero is Wolverine; however, I think Rogue’s superpowers are the
coolest. She can absorb the powers of
others, so it’s kind of a “wish for more wishes” sort of thing.
3. What's the most embarrassing thing in your refrigerator
right now and why?
A carton of strawberries… thanks for asking. You see, my grocer has been selling the
cartons, buy one-get one free. I eat one
and forget about the second… until they actually sprout legs and walk out of
the icebox.
4. What place [that you haven't already been] do you think
you could live based on just what you know of it now?
I’m pretty sure they won’t allow me to live at the base of
Stonehenge, so I’ll say Wells, Somerset, England, UK in an apartment above a shop…
preferably a bakery.
5. Which person in your life has had the most influence over
you and why?
I’m going to say that George Lucas has the most influence
over me, because despite my best efforts, he is still able to sell me a bunch
of Star Wars crap every time he decides to milk the franchise for a few more
cents.
Are you ready to come clean? Here are the rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.” And please,
feel free to comment on how my weblog has enriched your life, or whatever.
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to
pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the
questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to
interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will
ask them five questions.
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